Things That (Unfortunately) Exist of the Day: Remember KFC’s infamous widow-making Double Down sandwich that was maybe-real at first, and then kinda-real later that same week? Well now it’s definitely-real, and it’s coming to kill us all.
Starting April 12, KFCs around the country will be offering death-by-poultry in the form of bacon, cheese, more cheese, and the Colonel’s special swift-death sauce, stuffed between two artery-immolating pieces of crispy fried chicken.
Kinda glad that health care reform bill passed now, aren’t ya?
[consumerist.]
I don’t care how fat it makes me seem when i say I want to eat this, but I really want this right now, please, you know it looks like heaven
Truth be told, I don’t know why this is considered to be so epically unhealthy. Not that it isn’t, but I kind of feel like people would be less disturbed if there were bread on this, even though that would make it much worse. Let’s consider how many hamburger patties it’s acceptable to put inside of a real bun.
Can I just have one piece of chicken, the cheese, bacon, and sauce? That would actually be a really appealing sandwich to me.
Merely an illusion. Nothing to see here.