Hyperlife – Better than Real

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wineintowater:

lovethatboy:

thedailywhat:

Things That (Unfortunately) Exist of the Day: Remember KFC’s infamous widow-making Double Down sandwich that was maybe-real at first, and then kinda-real later that same week? Well now it’s definitely-real, and it’s coming to kill us all.
Starting April 12, KFCs around the country will be offering death-by-poultry in the form of bacon, cheese, more cheese, and the Colonel’s special swift-death sauce, stuffed between two artery-immolating pieces of crispy fried chicken.
Kinda glad that health care reform bill passed now, aren’t ya?
[consumerist.]

I don’t care how fat it makes me seem when i say I want to eat this, but I really want this right now, please, you know it looks like heaven

Truth be told, I don’t know why this is considered to be so epically unhealthy. Not that it isn’t, but I kind of feel like people would be less disturbed if there were bread on this, even though that would make it much worse. Let’s consider how many hamburger patties it’s acceptable to put inside of a real bun.
Can I just have one piece of chicken, the cheese, bacon, and sauce? That would actually be a really appealing sandwich to me.

Merely an illusion. Nothing to see here.

wineintowater:

lovethatboy:

thedailywhat:

Things That (Unfortunately) Exist of the Day: Remember KFC’s infamous widow-making Double Down sandwich that was maybe-real at first, and then kinda-real later that same week? Well now it’s definitely-real, and it’s coming to kill us all.

Starting April 12, KFCs around the country will be offering death-by-poultry in the form of bacon, cheese, more cheese, and the Colonel’s special swift-death sauce, stuffed between two artery-immolating pieces of crispy fried chicken.

Kinda glad that health care reform bill passed now, aren’t ya?

[consumerist.]

I don’t care how fat it makes me seem when i say I want to eat this, but I really want this right now, please, you know it looks like heaven

Truth be told, I don’t know why this is considered to be so epically unhealthy. Not that it isn’t, but I kind of feel like people would be less disturbed if there were bread on this, even though that would make it much worse. Let’s consider how many hamburger patties it’s acceptable to put inside of a real bun.

Can I just have one piece of chicken, the cheese, bacon, and sauce? That would actually be a really appealing sandwich to me.

Merely an illusion. Nothing to see here.

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  4. enishit reblogged this from threestrikesyoureout and added:
    (via thedailywhat)
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  6. monkeypuzzles reblogged this from sikatsikat and added:
    Omg :(
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  8. extraspecialbitter reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    also, don’t forget to learn how fucking gross chicken farming can be
  9. oigaoilegor reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    whoa @-) :o
  10. staaaygold reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Soo .. uhmm.. it’s all downhill from here on .
  11. pottsjen reblogged this from twentyeighttaylors and added:
    yessssss! I’m actually really anxious to try this!
  12. twentyeighttaylors reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    screw health care reform. april 12 get here NOW!
  13. glitterboozeanddancingshoes reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Oh How I love KFC
  14. erinisbetterthanyou reblogged this from anklbtr and added:
    OK I’m gonna go out there and say that I thought it looked amazing, but I thought it was surrounded by two hash browns....
  15. agduff reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    It finally happened. They figured out a way to make a...out of only meet
  16. wellithoughtitwasfunny reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    most horrifying thing I’ve seen all day. And it’s real. I thought just the one GIANT chicken nugget in a paper...
  17. hyperlife reblogged this from isnteverything and added:
    Merely an illusion. Nothing to see here.
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  21. polaroidsfrommars reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    This is making my stomach cry just by looking
  22. kingsandratini reblogged this from deafeyes and added:
    this scares me.
  23. heart-swap reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Looks like KFC will...XD I wanna try it though. ; ^ ;
  24. shawnpcarpenter reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Heh- Death By Poultry
  25. baratrodelcaos reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Looks deadly, but I wanna taste. :))
  26. aikieasdfghjkl reblogged this from zitpicker and added:
    OH FUCK ME UP WITH THIS OKAY
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  28. dalek-my-balls reblogged this from saintgermain-xo and added:
    Is it sad that this looks fucking delicious to me? Of course, I am technically morbidly obese…
  29. karyeungg reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    This is disgusting.. -___-“